Wednesday, December 27

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS YEAR?


So it dawned on me that we don't focus enough on our yearly achievements, and that to make a list of things we have gained/completed or achieved for this year would be a good upper and motivator for all.

This is what I did this year.


  • Came home to all of my excellent friends and ate lots of candy!
  • Moved into a big house in a beautiful suburb with and awesome housemate and finally got my own room!
  • Stopped smoking weed regularly.
  • Got a job at a company I have always wanted to work for and kept it past the probationary period! (my first time)
  • Started SSFD back up, we wrote our best songs yet and began getting gigs
  • Bought a laptop after years of wanton desire!
  • Got access to the internet after years of wild desire!
  • Bought a home studio, keyboards, mics etc.
  • Persevered Jeff
  • Made a WMWM website
  • Studied under Rev.Ivan Stang
  • Learnt to use programs like Ableton, and Reason.
  • Got a decent haircut
  • Threw (with the help of many) a successful Halloween party. (Not our best but successful nonetheless)
  • Took Acid for the first time, saw the glitch the codes and the matrix, a very heavy trip.
  • Went to loads of gigs. Incl. 360, Slightly Stoopid, The Porkers, Sebastian Bach, The Zoobombs!!!!, The Rolling Stones, We Love Sounds, (What was the one with Cut chemist and Mixcrapster Mike?), Saturate, Faster Cooler Pleasure Show.
  • Met Hal and got extremely drug fucked for a good two months in classy (and not so classy) venues. Fun.
  • Fixed my Mesa Boogie head
  • Bought roller skates
  • Broke my ankle on my birthday
  • Had wild illicit sex with some gorgeous women
  • Started a poker club/regular poker games
  • the bit about the sex was a lie
  • Except for the Bosnian..
  • My mum got a boyfriend (blood achievement)
  • Played Tennis with Dennis
  • Ran a Market Stall and sold what shirts we could. (Now I'm left with dud sizes that I need to flog off on ebay)
  • Bought a big TV and a Dreamcast and built a collection of games.
  • Got a Credit Card
  • Created alter ego Ivan Rencourt
  • Bought a bunch of books on Amazon
  • Updated heaps of my blog
  • Gained non fat weight and lost Anemic status.
  • Washed dishes
  • Sung Reggaeton for the skanks in K-Town
  • Phone Wars with Jeff (I have to admit my loss)

So not a wasted year then! 2006 has been the year of material posessions!

Its amazing how much we really do do when we sit down to think about it! I feel better already.

Wow that "So not a wasted year then! Its amazing how much we really do blah blah blah" line sounded like some cheesy Team Leader motivational statement. Im sorry about that. ..

Oh and the Soccer! Oh the Soccer. Not an achievement but an excellent part of the year.



Plans For Next year :

Record an SSFD E.P
Make a 5 track Mesa Cosa Demo
Visit my family more often
Spend more family time
Get a better job
Buy a Strat
Make a good SSFD and WMWM website
Continue electronic music venture with Austin
Find (or be found by) a girlfriend
Read More
Read my grandfathers book
Call mexico once a week
Sort out studies or travel.
DJ MORE.
Learn to play piano, read music, play guitar better.
Melbourne.
Pay Silvia her money!

Tuesday, December 12

Ugh, a horrible, dreary, cold, depressing day. Weekend was good tho.

On friday I met with Austin after work at Martin Place, we went to Huthingsons Pianos and had a look at the rig which has become my new home studio. We put away two keyboards, an audio interface, a condenser microphone, a pair of monitors and all the necessary leads and extras. We got it for $1300, which is about a $400 discount. Without time to make the purchase on the spot we rushed to get to Penrith so Austin could drive his dad to a work christmas party,

I didnt go to my work christmas party by the way. Instead I went to a horrible gig to watch simo's band and a terrible, depressing, dreary, noisy, new wave post modern noise band called Damn Arms.

I ran outside yelling 'what a terrible band!', the band happenned to stop just when I said it and some people laughed, God must have agreed. So I bought myself a 'You Can Read' shirt in a drunken impulse, ah but with style, wearing my suit.. Ivan makes quick decisions, which reminds me, I need to develop Ivan as my alter ego, so im off on a tangent now, moving on, got to penrith with austin and went to my brothers birthday party, it was cute, he had some nice friends in there, i was disappointed he didnt get Zelda yet, but we hung out, again,

I let him down i promised i would be there in the next day, but couldnt make it, had to get a ride with Austin in the morning, we bought our gear and happily shuffled home to set it all up, the rest od the day was spent getting our sets together for Megans 21st.

The party was good, it was fun to d.j but did we get messy.. one moment i was chilling with the girls, nicole, sarah, etc talking about new scientist magazine, next thing i was along in a bar i didnt recognize full of strangers..

Stumbling around found allan and rachel, budge and stewart were still around, met stewarts housemate and shirt designer Max and had a long and pointless drunken discussion.. after dancing we stumbled out into the daylight, too confused between the six of us to make a decision we finally ended up going to stewarts beachside flat and passing out. Getting home was a journey of epic proportions. Taxi, walk, bus, suitcases, trains, and then when we finally got home, I didnt have my keys. We had to wait out the back for an hour and a half as allan slept and we got killed by mozzeys. Rachel gave me some candy and toys for temporary entertainment.

Finally got in and passed out to Back to the Future. Next day was bumming it until the guys went to Penno and I played with my new toys. Then comes today, the twelfth of the twelfth of the sixth.. a horrible, dreary, cold, depressing day.

OH and I got into a MASSIVE fight with Megan. Over E-mail, had I seen her I would have punched her out. She drink rode her bike home after she promised me she wouldnt on her 21st. I was/am so incredibly angry about it. I definately got too angry about it, I attacked her viciously, but she has been a real nasty hypocrit lately and I have had enough.. the worst thing is the way I felt when I found out she was drink driving home.

Friday, December 1

So Megs met a pervert through MSN on poker night.

Seeing an opportunity, we decided to pull a prank with the help of the crew..

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mjk says:
im so damn horny right now eheh
megs says:
so am i
mjk says:
heheheh..
mjk says:
haha ok honestly.. im wanking off right now
mjk says:
whats ur number? listen to me cumm heeheh
mjk says:
i need to cumm and i wanna hear ya

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megs says:
send more
megs says:
come on
mjk says:
would my cock fit nice inside ur pussy?
megs says:
maybe.. send the second photo
mjk sends:

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mjk says:
can u send me something?
megs says:
i like the heater in the background
mjk says:
eheheh im glad u like it babe
megs says:
'maybe pose on it... would you?

mjk sends:

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mjk says:
ok send me somethingg
mjk says:
pleasee?
megs says:
baby one more pic then i will
mjk says:
nah ur prolly showing all ur friends aye
megs says:
no of course not.. im sorry haha ive never done this before
mjk says:
send me a pic just as norty
megs says:
i will if you do one more for me
mjk says:
whatya wanna see?
megs says:
i want to see your bottom hole

mjk sends:

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megs says:
i wanna see your hole
mjk says:
mmmm can i see something of u first?
megs says:
you send your hole and ill send mine then promise
mjk says:
ok i took it

mjk sends:

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megs says:
um do you have any dirty fantasies?
mjk says:
i love opening up like thits
mjk says:
send me some pics
mjk says:
omg im so fuckn horny
megs says:
ok do u want my number?
mjk says:
i wanna piss over ur tits and on ur face
megs says:
i want you to piss in my mouth
megs says:
ok one more pic, somthn kinky, ill take another..
mjk says:
ok whatya wanna see
megs says:
something up your ass and i will send you my ass
mjk says:
what do u want up my bum? ahhaah damn ive never been so horny to stick something up my bum MYSELF I Just Wanna Live
mjk says:
what am i sticking up there?
megs says:
tootbrush
mjk says:
hM!M! but what am i gonna brush my teeth with
mjk says:
cant do that
mjk says:
impossible
megs says:
............

mjk says:
ok fuck
mjk says:
hey put something up ur ass when u take the pic too ok?
megs says:
yehh
mjk says:
hehe okok goo
mjk says:
mwah
megs says:
do u like how it feels?
mjk says:
yea i kinda do
mjk sends:

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megs says:
ok baby, here's my pic..
...



megs sends:


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