I am here!
Beers are cheap and Diego is my friend!
Sunday, March 27
Ja'pan..
´Excuse me, do you know how to get to the Narita Temple?' I ask..
'Sumimasen?' Sez the bellboy..
'Er.. Watashiwa Cheez To Saru Daiski' (I like monkeys and cheese. Which is the only thing I know how to say in Japanese)
'Hahaha, you like monkey and cheese yes?' he laughs back.
'YES!!!'
'I like you, I go to Temple Temorrow and take you there'
And so.. a friendship was born..
We went to the Temple, bought a lucky charm and drunk from a sacred dragon fountain. Then to a Pachinko palace (this crazy pokie\pinball gambling machines). A Japanese baseball game (Instead of Gatorade they drink green tea), to a gaming arcade (The Capcom centre!!) then to look at shops (the PSP is out!!) and eat sushi.
The Japanese are crazy, they all speak Japanese, their writing is in japanese and watching t.v is like injecting acid into your eyeballs and watching retarded people talk shit and dance.
They even have a magazine called 'Ego System'!
Don't EVER underestimate the power of monkeys and cheese.
Japanese lessons :
Watashiwa - I
Ku-da-sai - Can you get for me?
Onigashmous - A more formal version of Kudasai.
Sumimasen - Excuse me
Wino, Beero, Cheezl - Wine, beer, cheese
Sumimasen, Wineo Onigashmous? - 'Can you get me some wine please?' ..
There was an 'Exciting Book Store' but I couldn't tell how exciting the books were cuz I don't read Japanese.
Wednesday, March 16
HEY
Im sitting next to Flabsy at the library, and he's never seen MySpace before.
Dennis is gone to England, he is in Singapore at the moment. I hung out with him before he left. We had coffee in the QVB, and talked about how, when you're travelling, every random girl is your soulmate.
I bought his discman... It was funny, as soon as I offered to buy his discman my old discman which I was holding, literally EXPLODED! I took it as a sign and bought his. We then went to trippy wacky Bens for the afternoon and watched family guy.
I bought some books about fighting Satan, from a church, for 5 cents each. I'm learning how to become a Christian Fundamentalist! Satan should be shaking in his little booties.
They're really crap books, you get what you pay for, I was bored.
The thing that I find interesting is that they speak of 'entities' of an evil intent which supposedly exist in this reality. Which got me thinking...
Most New Age paraphenalia states that 'there is no evil, devil, or hell'... yet there's a quote that sez.. 'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exists' which rings profoundly true.. (The road to hell is paved with good intentions is also a good one)
Could the New Age be one of Satans tricks to make us think he doesn't exist so that he can get on with inspiring country music singers et al? He is meant to be the king of deception you know. (Ive been told the Devil CREATED God in order to control the world!)
Who knows?
I think the Church of the Subgenius is the only religion I can trust at the moment.
Who gives a fuck anyway? Satan is a cool word, and makes for good song matter, where would Motley Crue or Alice Cooper be without the Devil? Or Michael Jackson even!
I bet Michael Jackson made a deal with the devil and it was probably worth it. What with hits such as 'You gotta get something started' who could possibly disagree? Not Me.
(Austin sez Quincy Jones too)
Im gonna get stoned in what use to be the Mondo with Austintacious. CYA SUCKERS.
Today was quality. I hung out with Austin, got a Kodak digital camera that WORKS and Belinda gave me a shirt from her shop because mine smelt like cheese.
Went out for farewell drinks to the Log Cabin and nobody came except for Megan and Richards. We ran into Chris (ex Oi Skas) and he was really cool. I had a great time.
Im sitting next to Flabsy at the library, and he's never seen MySpace before.
Dennis is gone to England, he is in Singapore at the moment. I hung out with him before he left. We had coffee in the QVB, and talked about how, when you're travelling, every random girl is your soulmate.
I bought his discman... It was funny, as soon as I offered to buy his discman my old discman which I was holding, literally EXPLODED! I took it as a sign and bought his. We then went to trippy wacky Bens for the afternoon and watched family guy.
I bought some books about fighting Satan, from a church, for 5 cents each. I'm learning how to become a Christian Fundamentalist! Satan should be shaking in his little booties.
They're really crap books, you get what you pay for, I was bored.
The thing that I find interesting is that they speak of 'entities' of an evil intent which supposedly exist in this reality. Which got me thinking...
Most New Age paraphenalia states that 'there is no evil, devil, or hell'... yet there's a quote that sez.. 'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exists' which rings profoundly true.. (The road to hell is paved with good intentions is also a good one)
Could the New Age be one of Satans tricks to make us think he doesn't exist so that he can get on with inspiring country music singers et al? He is meant to be the king of deception you know. (Ive been told the Devil CREATED God in order to control the world!)
Who knows?
I think the Church of the Subgenius is the only religion I can trust at the moment.
Who gives a fuck anyway? Satan is a cool word, and makes for good song matter, where would Motley Crue or Alice Cooper be without the Devil? Or Michael Jackson even!
I bet Michael Jackson made a deal with the devil and it was probably worth it. What with hits such as 'You gotta get something started' who could possibly disagree? Not Me.
(Austin sez Quincy Jones too)
Im gonna get stoned in what use to be the Mondo with Austintacious. CYA SUCKERS.
Today was quality. I hung out with Austin, got a Kodak digital camera that WORKS and Belinda gave me a shirt from her shop because mine smelt like cheese.
Went out for farewell drinks to the Log Cabin and nobody came except for Megan and Richards. We ran into Chris (ex Oi Skas) and he was really cool. I had a great time.
Sunday, March 6
It's Sunday morning at Dennis's house and I'm trashed...
The party was good, the guys tried to play a practical joke on me, getting me to eat some viagra thinking it was an 'upper', but Shaggys sister stopped me from taking it by telling me the truth.
She sez that it's really dangerous to have Viagra and speed, because viagra makes your blood vessels wider, hence letting more blood flow through, and speed makes you pump out more blood, so it can rupture your veins or make your dick explode! Like a water balloon that gets blown up too much and pops!
It was a very, very bad practical joke. I got the shits but then I got over it.
Brett came, so did Bec, Tanya, Sophie, and the regulars were all here.
My favourite bit was probably when Dennis and I took photographs of each other with our fingers.
I also told a girl she looked 'Motherly'... VERY BAD THING TO SAY, NEVER, EVER DO IT.
My Mum bought Dennis a going away card and everyone signed it, it was a hit! My Mum rules.
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Two days ago I went to Funk-Trust with the Dennii and Austin, Luke Cocktail came too and saved my night! (I was in a bad mood at Austin till later). Great vibe, danced heaps, a girl told me my 'hat' (beanie) was beautiful and could she wear it. I let her and when she returned it, I got a kiss! We then went driving in Luke's Jeep without a roof on, across the Sydney Harbour Bridge! It was amazing, we felt like rock stars/tourist/v.i.p's of Sydney. Aw.
_______________________________
SLACK is something for nothing.
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The vocals on the C.D are finally getting recorded next week! Hurrah! I was bitching about it and Richards said 'Look man, either stop bitching about it, or fix it.' And I was like 'Yeah!' so now it's been organized and will be done before my trip! I'm glad Richards gave me that push of common sens. OUT.
The party was good, the guys tried to play a practical joke on me, getting me to eat some viagra thinking it was an 'upper', but Shaggys sister stopped me from taking it by telling me the truth.
She sez that it's really dangerous to have Viagra and speed, because viagra makes your blood vessels wider, hence letting more blood flow through, and speed makes you pump out more blood, so it can rupture your veins or make your dick explode! Like a water balloon that gets blown up too much and pops!
It was a very, very bad practical joke. I got the shits but then I got over it.
Brett came, so did Bec, Tanya, Sophie, and the regulars were all here.
My favourite bit was probably when Dennis and I took photographs of each other with our fingers.
I also told a girl she looked 'Motherly'... VERY BAD THING TO SAY, NEVER, EVER DO IT.
My Mum bought Dennis a going away card and everyone signed it, it was a hit! My Mum rules.
______________________________
Two days ago I went to Funk-Trust with the Dennii and Austin, Luke Cocktail came too and saved my night! (I was in a bad mood at Austin till later). Great vibe, danced heaps, a girl told me my 'hat' (beanie) was beautiful and could she wear it. I let her and when she returned it, I got a kiss! We then went driving in Luke's Jeep without a roof on, across the Sydney Harbour Bridge! It was amazing, we felt like rock stars/tourist/v.i.p's of Sydney. Aw.
_______________________________
SLACK is something for nothing.
_______________________________
The vocals on the C.D are finally getting recorded next week! Hurrah! I was bitching about it and Richards said 'Look man, either stop bitching about it, or fix it.' And I was like 'Yeah!' so now it's been organized and will be done before my trip! I'm glad Richards gave me that push of common sens. OUT.
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