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Welcome to the age of the Dicordian in Pablo the first($).

As newly appointed archbishop in the highest order of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, by most beautiful ERIS, it is my duty to inform you that now, as always, the self appointment (this is personal) into the madness that is discordja, can begin.

Hail Eris, the golden chao! the only true sanity in an insane dream.

.Priest of high madness, complete & ordered chaos.

Maye ye be blessed from this eternal and now gone (forever) moment, go forth, to spread nothing but the spread of butter & butter itself (for it will).

It came to be..

The Zenarchy of Discordianism.

I would like to thank: Circusmtance, ERIS, Greg & Donna, Tiem (Time), my mothers turtle Matilda, cheese graters, the kumointang, Mrs.Anderson and Polyester books.

Mostly I would like to thank me.

(You're very welcome Pablo)

It would seem that reality has conspired towards a non expected yet totally known path of chaos creativity insurgence in my being. (This is soo true..)

By 'me' i mean 'you' and 'all'. By 'I' I mean 'Z' and 'Octopus'%.

By this, I mean 'Gracias Senores'!

The synchronicity is astounding. Zen, Creative Chaos, Discordians, Illuminatus.

Translation : Octopus would know what 'Z' would hope to know but does.(n't)(?!).

It is as it is.

On other news... I now work for Fairfax publishing as an 'Advertising Sales Advisor' Whouldathoughtit? It seems like a good enuff job.. and training is kinda fun. I like my keyboard. It's big and clunky. I work with all the journos and shit too. I hope i dont get into trouble..

Ch-Ch-Changes...

People are most creative at work when they would rather be doing anything but their prescibed task. Where does all that creativity go if not used? To the company? I hope not.. But it's true. Try it.

News: It's election time, between bad and worse.. yay.. i talked to Mayor Bradbury this morning, he was at Kingswood station, I asked about the ADI site and he said he couldn't do anything, I said that sucked, but he had his points.. regardless I told him it was a major concern of mine and I think it sort a ticked him off.. he's probably sick of people who don't know anything about the ADI site or politics telling him to save the ADI site. OH well..

Hostages have been taken and are going to be killed if France doesn't stop it's racist policy of banning muslim style headscarves in schools. What a joke. People are gonna die over a racist policy. Of course France won't change it's stance..

Jeff is still gay.
Fnord.

Please keep your valuables secure at all times..guys

Please keep your valuables secure at all times.

Thursday night and I am here in the city about to go record 'Superslut' and some mystery (as yet unwritten) track for Al at his school!

On other news, i've been having very weird sleep patterns, yeah, interesting huh? no wait it gets better! Umm.. ok here's a funny story, today Jeff called me and asked me to wash the dishes and i had no problem with that cuz it was my turn, but he was an asshole about it and wouldn't admit that he never lifts a finger, so i got really shitty and didn't wash the dishes and instead wrote him a letter calling him an arrogant, insufferable cunt who is just lying to himself. Wait! That's not the funny bit. The funny bit comes in now. . see, Jeff said that if i didn't do the dishes he would do something nasty to my room, so what i did was make sure my room couldn't be opened while I am away (Cuz im going to Melbourne tomorrow) the thing is I secured it so well that now i can't get back in my room either and i don't know what to do. So there you go Jeff, you don't need to get revenge cuz i took care of it for you. Just try and get in my room! Please.

Prayer : I don't know if prayer works, but i think maybe it does, today i prayed for new shoes and within an hour i had them, and for free, see there was holes in my shoes and my socks were wet. so i said, 'Hi God, i need new shoes, soon, please help' and when i told my evil centrelink employment place that i had gotten a job, they gave me a $100 shoe voucher! Now I have new shoes! My feet are dry! Yay!

Band : Hmm.. Mark, Clay's cool as a cunt drummer, wants me and Austin to join 'The Brain' so that they can go play the shows they've been offerred. Hmm.. what do i think about this? What does Austin think..? I don't know. I might do it, just for the hell of doing it. I guess sometimes you gotta make the choices that lead you closer to what you want to be your final destination. Can I do it? I won't know unless i try.. It wouldn't be my band but, i would just play guitar for them. I don't know how i feel about 'The Brain', not cuz i dont think it's a sick band or anything, but i don't know how i would fit in with that dynamic. Regardless, i guess sometimes you gotta try shit. I think i will talk about it with Austman and see what he reckons, but i may do it, just for the sake of doing something. We'll see..

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Fuck this! I just wrote a huge fucking entry and the cunt ass piece of shit fucking deleted it and it was a huge, well written and interesting entry for a change. Fuck.

Well the points were :

* Brides of Destruction ruled.
* The weekend was huge.
* I got the job and on the same day got the first bloodhound gand cd and the first b52's cd, got tickets to melbourne.
* We played aquagolf and sucked.
* I met Sebastian Guy and he was nice.
* Had a huge bender with Clay, went to many pubs, didnt sleep, drunk a lot.
* Got on stage with Brides and took a huge stagedive.

Thank You.

UPDATE : Oh my god, can you believe it, so i come to an internet cafe and log on to blogger, and find that my entry did get saved! and it's here and i just needed to publish it!! so there it is, i was so shitty that morning that it got deleted, yet i let it go, now i come back and it's here! Wow, im happy about that!

Brides Of Destruction

What a crazy weekend. I am again at an internet cafe, in Sydney across from the station, it's monday morning, 9:30 a.m and it's raining.

I guess I should start where I left off in my last entry.. I did get the job! About an hour after I blogged and at the peak of my defeatist depression they finally called me.. actually they called me the second i stopped thinking or worrying ab out getting the job, because i'd been distracted by having found the first Bloodhound Gang C.D 'Use Your Fingers' which i promptly bought, whilst shopping for cd's with Austin after his work. I was pretty stoked, we then went to a $10 C.D store that was selling the first B52's album which i've been looking for ages so that worked out real well. Giddy in my own crapulence I bought myself some tickets to Melbourne on the net and we went home. That afternoon we went to play Aqua Golf, Austin, Jeff, Clancy & I, it was fun but we all sucked, aftwerwards i got the shits with Jeff because he had said we were going to Krispy Kreme and then he changed his mind and I was really upset so they took me home and I slept.

Well, I can't really remember what happenned on friday night.. I believe it was Zoe's birthday and i was meant to go to Panthers but Al & I didn't have a way to get there so we stayed at home and had some gas but didn't really do much, in fact, i think we played puzzle fighter.

"You know all hope is lost when Puzzle Fighter comes out!" - Kovacs

Saturday is a different story, it started of nicely enough, we've been having good weather but it has just started to get really windy. In the morning i went shopping with Austin for an Australian flag and some other shit and we had some brekky and dat. Austin took me home, I cleaned a bit and then we were off to 'Brides of Destruction'!!

The drive down was a fun cliche, driving to the city listening to Aerosmith on our way to a rock concert, yeah!
Well what can I say, it was wicked! Austin actually got given some hash cake by some guy the way to pick me up and we promptly ate it when we got in the car, by the time we got to Sydney we were pretty spacey. It was all good but, we met a Canadian guy named Jarret that had come to our party who was a bit of a mad cunt and headed on in. The first band sounded good and looked shit, the second band sounded average and looked good. Neither of them came even close to emulating the incredibly display of sheer rock goodness that was brought by the Brides.

I was actually really expecting to be pretty average but during the first band i got talking to a pommy bird called Mindy who had come by herself, bot nights because she loved Nikki so much, she told me that they were awesome and pumped me up a fair bit. There was no chance of dissappoinment because the Brides were just so damn good. The singer was a mad cunt, Nikki and Tracii were rock gods, the sound was the loudest i've ever heard in the Gaelic. So i got in the mosh and rocked out.
At one point I saw an opening to do a bit of crowdsurfing and jump on stage, and i thought 'if i dont get on stage with nikki now, I will never forgive myself', so up i went, right onto the stage, got up, jumped around a fair bit and then took a killer stagedive. Awesome.
Brides of Destruction fucking rocked and that's all you need to know, they even played two Motley Crue songs, 'Shout at the Devil' which they dedicated to Ron Raegan and Bush, and 'Live Wire' which went offffff. Killer gig. Killer night. I jumped on stage with Nikki Sixx, i lost my beanie, but then i found a new one on the floor. Nice.

Afterwards we went to the car and played Jarret some of our tunes and met up with Clay who was on his way to some dance thing in Newtown with Rich, Tim and Lauren. So we followed but it wasn't actually on, so they decided to go to the pub. Austin wanted to go home but I wanted to stay out so he left me there and went home. The rest of the story is a bit fuzzy. I think we went to three different pubs, including the townie which we got kicked out of and got really drunk. I talked to Clay for ages about all sorts of crap and i think they were really good conversations but i can't remember. In the morning we went from the pub to get some coffee, it was Lauren, Clay, Troy (A singer from a band called Fish Fingazz) and me. At the front of the coffee shop we met Sebastian Guy, or was it Guy Sebastian? I dont know, but he was the winner of Australian Idol last year, he was really cool and down to earth, we didnt talk much to him, and Troy was a bit of a knob but Clay and I chatted with him briefly and it was cool.

From there we headed to the Studio and had a jam and got drunker and then we went out again to the Strawbs where there was a Jazz night, met up with Tim, drunk more, then to the Madison, got drunker and met Clay's latest root Margaret (she was nice), then back to Strawbs for more drinking and then we went to the studio, got a carton of Coopers and got even drunker. We ended up passing out at like two and now i am here the following morning writing about it.

Overall a very good weekend, i am so lucky to have a cool, fun life, and i don't think i say thank you enough. So thank you!

I am in an internet cafe.. I am playing the waiting game..

I went for an interview for a job at Fairfax publishing that pays really well and is really good and i killed the tests so i had a follow up interview today and they said that if i was successful which i should be, they would call me today, but it's now 3:00 p.m and they haven't called yet and i'm getting worried... The only thing that would have stopped me from getting the job would have been a bad reference. So if i don't get the job then i will know that's where the problem is at. I'm getting frustrated and annoyed now, i just wanna get the damn job!

*Sigh* Since i've been in the city, i met Austin for lunch and when we were sitting down this hell cute girl walked past and sat behind us and i couldn't stop looking at her and when we left i looked back and she waved goodbye to me and i waved back and then i got nervous and ran away and i wish id talked to her cuz she was cute.. but she was with all her friends so does that count as an excuse? Damn. she was like 'Chanel' from 'Australian Idol' wow.

Not only that but yesterday I made eye contact with some random chick in central station.. haha that line sounds really lame by itself but it wasnt like that cuz it was like 'full on' eye contact and it gave me shivers and it felt like I knew her or she was an ex or something but she wasn't, needless to say I never went up to talk to her, but it was weird.

God, I hope I get this job, does that count as a prayer, God c'mon dude, you know this job would be great for me, so please a little help. *Crosses Fingers*
Well i guess we'll wait and see.. if they don't call me today then i'm pretty sure i won't get the job and then i'll feel rejected and depressed and Jeff and Kansas will have to put up with me moping around.

In better news, Austin and I are going to see 'Brides of Destruction' this Saturday! Starring Nikki Sixx and Tracii Guns, nice!

I guess next time I write here i'll know if I got the job, blah blah blah.. should've talked to that chick, shit sucks, depression is pending.

Party!

Hi! I am at Allan's house, we just ate some pasta, last night was our housewarming party and it was sick and I can kind of remember what happenned but it's all like a big fuzzy dream.. but some points are..

• I got trashed
• The house got trashed
• We played well
• The lights & smoke were awesome
• The Canadian chick was sooooo hot
• Had a good convo with Zoe
• Rachel & Easton didn't kill each other, in fact, they talked to each other
• Keg
• Punch was sweet
• Floor got really really dirty
• Couches and matresses in the backyard were a good idea
• Maurice is a funny cunt and he threw up in his own jacket
• Tripper brought a bag full of potatoes
• Chloe was there
• Had a mad freestyle session
• Pablo's love song was sung with passion and i even got on my knees
• Cops Came
• There was a floor guy who was on the floor all night
• Easton had sex with Rachel in my bed but not Rachel Rachel, the other Rachel
• Allan walked around with a sombrero and a guitar all night
• Jeff's car got scraped against the fence
• The fence got used for firewood
• The Canadian chick was really, really hot, and she had a rip in her jeans and you could see her ass and when i saw her I pointed and said 'You can see her ass!' and she just turned around, smiled, and stuck her ass out a bit.. wow.
• The Canadian chick blew me a kiss goodbye
• She was really hot
• Wow
• The two new songs went really good
• The P.A system was wicked
• The fabulous sunglasses were a hit
• We had marshmallows shaped like ducks
• People actually played roulette
• Some guy drove in with a motorbike
• Austin and I were fully after the Canadian chick, she was so hot, I got to put my arm around her, wow.
• Her name was Marianna.
• She was really hot.

Oh and prior to that, we also had Tanya's party in Canberra which was really good, all the old crew were there, nick and cauzie and brett and james and pater and that and of course tanya and sarah and we got heaps pissed and made speeches and there was a spa and people got in it and jeff got with this ugly chick who was pats girlfriend cuz they have an 'open relationship' and she was really gross jeff.

Then we had Clay's party at strawbs and that was really good and al and i got heaps trashed and we talked to Nat and Pauly B ex frenzal and doggbuoy and i got to tell them how much of a big deal the gig at Panthers Pavillion had been for us and nat actually met his wife at that gig and i had the ticket stub for the gig on me so they spun out but it was really cool and also hung out with clay's canadian friend jeff who had heaps of good stuff to say about the band and he also gave me $20, and mark, clays drummer who is a mad cunt and is kinda like an older allan, and yeah we were talking to sarah, clays ex-housemate as well and she's soo cute and we reckon we could have had a chance with her had we not gotten so drunk and passed out back at clays studio, cuz we all went back there to hang out and we played 'gone' and clay was singing it along and it was cool, i was heaps drunk, the next morning i had a massive spew from dennis's verandah thanks to austins good advice and i felt better after that, i was so hungover.

That night was Scrotes's party which was also pretty good, there was free drinks which was awesome, it was also where case made his stupid 'lesser man' comment, hung out with amanda a fair bit, we went to panthers afterwards and zoe and megs full had a go at me but we talked it out and now everything's fine, in fact zoe has been really cool, we went out for lunch and it wasnt even awkward or weird so yeah it's like we get along again and it's good, it feels like there's closure, and i'm glad.

Yeah G.W's or 'Embassy Hotel' as it is known now, now has $5 steaks so i've had those heaps lately. How interesting huh? The canadian chick was so hot! Woo i just asked allan if we could have some dessert and he said yeah, how awesome.

Oh and i talked to Carl a couple of days ago, the psychic dude and what he pretty much had to say was to like, stick with the music and not listen to dags and to chill and that it's all sweet.

Rachel is in a band now called 'Morphic Resonance' and she says they're really good but they're based in Melbourne so i'd have to go to Melbourne to see them, which i want to do, but it's all money and centrelink., i hate centrelink.

My mum found Matilda the turtle.