A Broken Ankle For My Birthday
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me: guess who broke their angle and cant walk for two months
Pickle: WHO? not you
me: i did :(
Pickle: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK skating???
me: i spent all my birthday in hospital yeah skating
Pickle: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY have you had a laugh yet?
me: at a local school, trying to do a trick landed on the bitch and CRACK
Pickle: OUCH did it hurt?
me: "its just a rolled ankle " nick sez as i roll and cry and scream
Pickle: you poor cunt
me: ive never felt so much pain
Pickle: ow!!!! awwww, my sympathys I'd better make that fudge now time off work?
me: it gets better.. no one could take me to the hospital the next day
Pickle: PS... you know I was GOING to do the dishes but I ran out of time.
me: so i had to wait for jemma to get home ( i couldnt even move, get water, or go to the toilet)
Pickle: incidently. FUCK
me: "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" lemme finish..
Pickle: long is the way and hard that out of hell leads up to light sorry go on
me: oh ok SO.. I had to catch a cab on my own to the hospita;l cab dropped me off in the wrong spot had to hobble, fall and crawl in sydney city streets to the hospital
Pickle: awww
me: till a man took pity on me and got me a wheelchair and pushed me then waited for four hours and they told me, "you've got a severe spiral fracture" blah blah blah nurses were hot too tho rather put a temp cast on me but my pants couldnt fit over it and no one could drop me off some pants so i had to walk out onto the street wearing a hospital gown and my boxer shorts with my ass showing i was so hungry i went to maccas anyway
Pickle: ha !!! thats cute ha
me: with people staring.. then caught a cab back home, it was so shit
Pickle: sorry
me: shit then my mum dropped by, she got her boyfriend to bring her, she thre a halkf hour whirlwind party7:38 PM she ran in, put on birthday music, handed poppers to everyone, threw streamers, sung happy birthday, pulled out a cake, added candles, got me to make a wish, gave me a present, made everyone pose for a photo, danced with megan, then said 'alas, i have to leave you now, i know its sad' and left all in 20 - 30 minutes, best speed party ever.. a pretty memorable if uncomfortable 24th then
Pickle: aww your mums funny well then happy birthday?? is it? memorable is good. well then. YOu fucked up. I'm sorry for your pain I wish it was me and I could take the cruel blows of reality on your behalf
and you could ride out into the world and take it on for both of us but alas...
you are crippled
And I am a free man
Saturday, September 30
Thursday, September 28
28th sep
Thursday - had to get myself to hospital, waited for hours for nick he didnt show up, cab dropped me off in the wrong spot, had to hobble to hospital, got given a cane by lady at the pharmacy, then a man called tom who does linen at the hospital got a wheelchair for me, the nurses were nice enough, 'so whats it gonna be, broken or not?' asks the good looking nurse, 'broken' i say.. 'correct'. 'Damn'.. then didnt have pants had to go out in a hospital gown, caught cab back.. mum came over and threw a whilrwind party for my birthday, she showed up with Ian and Matt, she had balloons and music and apple struddle, she was So impressive, she was in and out, it was awesome, she can do a party. Like stixx's a few years ago. megs and pete, austin and i had a j, jeff called me, a memorable birthday.
Friday - Hobbling to work was the most difficult thing ever, work was ok, but getting there and getting back is almost too difficult and I dont know what to do.. my armpits hurt and so do my hands. Im having hell and this is only day one. Tonight we're going to the Faster Cooler Pleasure Show at the Operah Studio. Japanese dancers and Regurgitator jams.
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Mel freaked out at the man ladies dancing and left early much to the groups annoyance, she took dennis and our ride with her, we stayed, Fats and I had a great time and slowly the guys were won over and finally delighted at the end of the night where Regurgitator played a drum and bass set. Got home in a taxi with megs and went to bed.
Saturday - Had our birthday party which almost turned into a shitfight cuz the guys didnt show up in time they were watching footy at adams, but they did turn up and a great party was had by all, allan almost set the anglicare depot roof on fire throwing sparklers, the girls got in their bikinis to become biki croquet girls, plenty of pisss, jeff, nick, pete and brendan got particularly hammered, Kim showed up with her crew she was shitty i didnt invite her at first, i was sorry and everything was ok. Polkadot stayed in my bed and we had a really nice time together.
Sunday - Parklife! Hobbling around could have been worse, plus i got quick access to the disabled toilets, ran into trish from work, she was pissed, we all were, the music wasnt so good, bad mixing and sound but great vibe and weather, went to hang with trish and we ended up getting onto each other, i was her boyfriend for the day, i hope things dont get weird at work, tho i dont think they will. Cut chemist was excellent, i was going off on denisess and fattys shoulders. Lots of support from people for wearing crutches to the gig 'youre a trooper' 'champ' 'dedication' were some of the most common comments. After we were pretty wasted,we ended up taking three hours to get home, there were no taxis in the city, we ended up having to catch a train, we were all out of it.
Monday - Lazed about at Dennisses, Megan showed up, she got done for going 80 ks over the limit on her bike and is going to lose her license and get a $2800 fine, in a way i think its a good thing cuz it will get her off the bike, which i dont trust her on. Sat around pretty much, lost a draw and had to go to the shopping centre to get food with dennis even tho my foot is broke. I was asking for it.. the guys played uno, came home, "did you do it' asked nick 'did you get with polkadot?!' *groan* 'yeah i did, and it was nice'. Oh well.
Thursday - had to get myself to hospital, waited for hours for nick he didnt show up, cab dropped me off in the wrong spot, had to hobble to hospital, got given a cane by lady at the pharmacy, then a man called tom who does linen at the hospital got a wheelchair for me, the nurses were nice enough, 'so whats it gonna be, broken or not?' asks the good looking nurse, 'broken' i say.. 'correct'. 'Damn'.. then didnt have pants had to go out in a hospital gown, caught cab back.. mum came over and threw a whilrwind party for my birthday, she showed up with Ian and Matt, she had balloons and music and apple struddle, she was So impressive, she was in and out, it was awesome, she can do a party. Like stixx's a few years ago. megs and pete, austin and i had a j, jeff called me, a memorable birthday.
Friday - Hobbling to work was the most difficult thing ever, work was ok, but getting there and getting back is almost too difficult and I dont know what to do.. my armpits hurt and so do my hands. Im having hell and this is only day one. Tonight we're going to the Faster Cooler Pleasure Show at the Operah Studio. Japanese dancers and Regurgitator jams.
.............
Mel freaked out at the man ladies dancing and left early much to the groups annoyance, she took dennis and our ride with her, we stayed, Fats and I had a great time and slowly the guys were won over and finally delighted at the end of the night where Regurgitator played a drum and bass set. Got home in a taxi with megs and went to bed.
Saturday - Had our birthday party which almost turned into a shitfight cuz the guys didnt show up in time they were watching footy at adams, but they did turn up and a great party was had by all, allan almost set the anglicare depot roof on fire throwing sparklers, the girls got in their bikinis to become biki croquet girls, plenty of pisss, jeff, nick, pete and brendan got particularly hammered, Kim showed up with her crew she was shitty i didnt invite her at first, i was sorry and everything was ok. Polkadot stayed in my bed and we had a really nice time together.
Sunday - Parklife! Hobbling around could have been worse, plus i got quick access to the disabled toilets, ran into trish from work, she was pissed, we all were, the music wasnt so good, bad mixing and sound but great vibe and weather, went to hang with trish and we ended up getting onto each other, i was her boyfriend for the day, i hope things dont get weird at work, tho i dont think they will. Cut chemist was excellent, i was going off on denisess and fattys shoulders. Lots of support from people for wearing crutches to the gig 'youre a trooper' 'champ' 'dedication' were some of the most common comments. After we were pretty wasted,we ended up taking three hours to get home, there were no taxis in the city, we ended up having to catch a train, we were all out of it.
Monday - Lazed about at Dennisses, Megan showed up, she got done for going 80 ks over the limit on her bike and is going to lose her license and get a $2800 fine, in a way i think its a good thing cuz it will get her off the bike, which i dont trust her on. Sat around pretty much, lost a draw and had to go to the shopping centre to get food with dennis even tho my foot is broke. I was asking for it.. the guys played uno, came home, "did you do it' asked nick 'did you get with polkadot?!' *groan* 'yeah i did, and it was nice'. Oh well.
Saturday, September 16
Thursday, jammed on ableton live
Friday, travel from city to austins, ran into lionel, had hash cookies and steve burgers and jammed music
Saturday 2nd poker at adam and kristies, dennis won,
Sunday 3rd embarrassing restaurant with mel and megan at bondi, beach, jeff
Monday 4th of sep, rach and mitch broke up, steve irwin died.
Tuesday work new TL, dennis fatty came over, played tennis, got stoneds
Wednesday, stoned.
Thursday, stoned.
Friday, went to brighton bar with megs and al, then went to spectrum, got impossibly high, hal, ketamine, chick with tit, danced, crossed road, ran into clay, taxi home
Saturday, skated to phonebox, raining, watched as good as it gets, freaks and geeks, with meg and al, pete came over, al went home, slept
Sunday, stayed at home, austin pick up, head fixed, band prac, fat sound, real stoned on hash cookies, steaks agt austins after
Monday, went to mums house, happy mum, cool matthew, debbie, ian, got shirt, wtached wii and net vids with mat, austin pick up, ausgtins for ribs, drive home
Tuesday, out of it, shit day, dennis made angry pablo, training, rachel, hired vids, t2 and aliens, sandwiches.
WEDNEsday late for work, 9.11 discussion on bombshell and owned them,assertively argued with dennis, organized sky diving ticket, came home, smoked j with rachel, listened to music while brendon played soccer
Friday went to Austins and chilled there while the nerds hard their dork off to the biggest geek win
sat Lounged at austins then went to poker at Mels and came third
sun went to als and slept all day then went to band prac and had a great band prac
mon my mums bday got her a camera,she was cool met ian, then went training to jamo park
tues - went to work feeling good, went for a skate, but stayed up watching aliens
wed - work felt shit, sent out halloween invites
HUR NO IDEA
15 sep
Friday - went roller skating for sophies birthday with megan dennis austin and al, als first time skating, jeff showed up a cripple, great time, went to rsl, got kicked out for not being drunk, big megan ice queen, then to austins he went on a tirade against mel for 1.5 hours. It was VERY funny.
Sat - from austins, WENT TO ALS, with megs, she looked like a cavewoman in the morning cuz of her hair, at als we lazed about then headed to the city to go to dennises get together, which wasnt much, we just stayed put and used the net, got some pizza, i think thats about it.
Sun - Went to the food plaza for crap salad and some seafood skewers, austin and i drove back to his, got our shit and had a great band prac.
Mon - Went to watch a crap movie with my dad, tallageda nights, from there went home and had a productive mellow home day, i even had a bath which was amazing. Rachel leaves in the morning.
Tue - Felt much better all day, probly cuz i slept and because of the bath, a good mellow day at work, and i got an e-mail from ange, also i bought some paintball tickets.
Wed - Rose got me some cool presents, I was feeling on my peak. Met a cute girl at second hand store after going for a skate, Went skating with soph and nick at a local school and.. landed on my ankle and broke my ankle, we didnt think it was that bad, went home in agonizing pain and tried to sleep it off as sophie bought her new hello kitty game..
Friday, travel from city to austins, ran into lionel, had hash cookies and steve burgers and jammed music
Saturday 2nd poker at adam and kristies, dennis won,
Sunday 3rd embarrassing restaurant with mel and megan at bondi, beach, jeff
Monday 4th of sep, rach and mitch broke up, steve irwin died.
Tuesday work new TL, dennis fatty came over, played tennis, got stoneds
Wednesday, stoned.
Thursday, stoned.
Friday, went to brighton bar with megs and al, then went to spectrum, got impossibly high, hal, ketamine, chick with tit, danced, crossed road, ran into clay, taxi home
Saturday, skated to phonebox, raining, watched as good as it gets, freaks and geeks, with meg and al, pete came over, al went home, slept
Sunday, stayed at home, austin pick up, head fixed, band prac, fat sound, real stoned on hash cookies, steaks agt austins after
Monday, went to mums house, happy mum, cool matthew, debbie, ian, got shirt, wtached wii and net vids with mat, austin pick up, ausgtins for ribs, drive home
Tuesday, out of it, shit day, dennis made angry pablo, training, rachel, hired vids, t2 and aliens, sandwiches.
WEDNEsday late for work, 9.11 discussion on bombshell and owned them,assertively argued with dennis, organized sky diving ticket, came home, smoked j with rachel, listened to music while brendon played soccer
Friday went to Austins and chilled there while the nerds hard their dork off to the biggest geek win
sat Lounged at austins then went to poker at Mels and came third
sun went to als and slept all day then went to band prac and had a great band prac
mon my mums bday got her a camera,she was cool met ian, then went training to jamo park
tues - went to work feeling good, went for a skate, but stayed up watching aliens
wed - work felt shit, sent out halloween invites
HUR NO IDEA
15 sep
Friday - went roller skating for sophies birthday with megan dennis austin and al, als first time skating, jeff showed up a cripple, great time, went to rsl, got kicked out for not being drunk, big megan ice queen, then to austins he went on a tirade against mel for 1.5 hours. It was VERY funny.
Sat - from austins, WENT TO ALS, with megs, she looked like a cavewoman in the morning cuz of her hair, at als we lazed about then headed to the city to go to dennises get together, which wasnt much, we just stayed put and used the net, got some pizza, i think thats about it.
Sun - Went to the food plaza for crap salad and some seafood skewers, austin and i drove back to his, got our shit and had a great band prac.
Mon - Went to watch a crap movie with my dad, tallageda nights, from there went home and had a productive mellow home day, i even had a bath which was amazing. Rachel leaves in the morning.
Tue - Felt much better all day, probly cuz i slept and because of the bath, a good mellow day at work, and i got an e-mail from ange, also i bought some paintball tickets.
Wed - Rose got me some cool presents, I was feeling on my peak. Met a cute girl at second hand store after going for a skate, Went skating with soph and nick at a local school and.. landed on my ankle and broke my ankle, we didnt think it was that bad, went home in agonizing pain and tried to sleep it off as sophie bought her new hello kitty game..
Tuesday, September 12
Hello everyone,
Sophie and I are having our birthdays soon. (Sophie is on the 22nd and I'm on the 28th of September) And we're having a BBQ, Croquet game, Fire and Party for our close friends at our house on the 30th of Sept. (Saturday). Its a daytime BBQ, and nighttime booze up and fire. (Mezcal and Acoustics). And we look forward to have you all over to hang out as a family and share in the good times. Please RSVP to me or Soph by then so we can get enough meat. If anyone is after gift ideas, im happy with almost anything, tho a card with a few buck to go towards parklife would be great, and Sophie is into anything classic, kitsch, or informative.
We look forward to seeing you there!
- Pablo & Sophie
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So this almost turned into a disaster, with big fights and a broken ankle, everyone was at Shariffs watching the footy and showed up late. The night unfolded nicely however, with all participants getting toasted and having fun while the children (Al, Pete and Nick) played in the backyard and threw sparklers at each other. We also had a show of the Croquet girls in bikinis. Zoe debuted her new boyfriend Alex who was pretty cool. For my birthday I got framed photos, an etch-a-sketch and money, plus all the guys chucked in together to get me a parklife ticket which was excellent. That night I slept with Polkadot, not someone I am particularly drawn to, but it was excellent sex and a good birthday pressie!
Sophie and I are having our birthdays soon. (Sophie is on the 22nd and I'm on the 28th of September) And we're having a BBQ, Croquet game, Fire and Party for our close friends at our house on the 30th of Sept. (Saturday). Its a daytime BBQ, and nighttime booze up and fire. (Mezcal and Acoustics). And we look forward to have you all over to hang out as a family and share in the good times. Please RSVP to me or Soph by then so we can get enough meat. If anyone is after gift ideas, im happy with almost anything, tho a card with a few buck to go towards parklife would be great, and Sophie is into anything classic, kitsch, or informative.
We look forward to seeing you there!
- Pablo & Sophie
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So this almost turned into a disaster, with big fights and a broken ankle, everyone was at Shariffs watching the footy and showed up late. The night unfolded nicely however, with all participants getting toasted and having fun while the children (Al, Pete and Nick) played in the backyard and threw sparklers at each other. We also had a show of the Croquet girls in bikinis. Zoe debuted her new boyfriend Alex who was pretty cool. For my birthday I got framed photos, an etch-a-sketch and money, plus all the guys chucked in together to get me a parklife ticket which was excellent. That night I slept with Polkadot, not someone I am particularly drawn to, but it was excellent sex and a good birthday pressie!
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