Ja'pan..
´Excuse me, do you know how to get to the Narita Temple?' I ask..
'Sumimasen?' Sez the bellboy..
'Er.. Watashiwa Cheez To Saru Daiski' (I like monkeys and cheese. Which is the only thing I know how to say in Japanese)
'Hahaha, you like monkey and cheese yes?' he laughs back.
'YES!!!'
'I like you, I go to Temple Temorrow and take you there'
And so.. a friendship was born..
We went to the Temple, bought a lucky charm and drunk from a sacred dragon fountain. Then to a Pachinko palace (this crazy pokie\pinball gambling machines). A Japanese baseball game (Instead of Gatorade they drink green tea), to a gaming arcade (The Capcom centre!!) then to look at shops (the PSP is out!!) and eat sushi.
The Japanese are crazy, they all speak Japanese, their writing is in japanese and watching t.v is like injecting acid into your eyeballs and watching retarded people talk shit and dance.
They even have a magazine called 'Ego System'!
Don't EVER underestimate the power of monkeys and cheese.
Japanese lessons :
Watashiwa - I
Ku-da-sai - Can you get for me?
Onigashmous - A more formal version of Kudasai.
Sumimasen - Excuse me
Wino, Beero, Cheezl - Wine, beer, cheese
Sumimasen, Wineo Onigashmous? - 'Can you get me some wine please?' ..
There was an 'Exciting Book Store' but I couldn't tell how exciting the books were cuz I don't read Japanese.
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