Today i decided to get all dressed up with a tie and all, i looked really good.

I went to a gig in a park during the day (a culture fest, with acts like Habib Koite, Spaccanappoli and a bunch of other worldwide artists that youve never heard of), with my fine clothes on, i see this sassy senorita looking my way, so i look back, but she moves, i move too, we end up facing each other for a while, across the park, then i move again, so she moves, and again we're making eye contact.

Feeling like shit and badly needing to find a toilet (ive been shitting water for 2 days) i thought 'i dont have time for this´ and get up and walk off all manly like, so im nearly out of view and i look back and she's still staring, so i smile.

I go into the fanciest cafe i can find, and they treat me like a god, because of how well im dressed, they call me 'sir' and ask if they can pour my beer for me, etc.- but im there for one reason...

...after having stained their fine one man bathroom with the potent smell of my powerful excremental discharge, i go and ask how much the beers was, but they misunderstand and serve me another beer. I think fuckit and get drunk, digging the latino vibe, im proudly thinking of how much sputum i just managed to forcefully shoot out of my dilated anus, when i see the girl getting on a bus in front of the cafe.

I go stand on the balcony/patio facing the street, with my beer and a fat smirk on my face. She looks up from the bus, and there i am, leaning over the balcony smiling.

I wave. She smiles.

We never see each other again. .

It was a movie moment.

Then i shat some more.