Sunday, July 23

I just need to get it out.. i went to an art/photography exhibition last night and got durnk on wine. Lauren one of clays friends wanted to get with me but i got sidetracked talking to a little bosnian chick about politics. (supposedly she's the drummer from the presets ex) Wine and politics led to beers at the pub and then she came to my house and we had sex on my bed (which is the living room floor) and during sex she said 'ive never done this before'.. i think she meant she was a virgin, that freaked me out enough but then she started crying and mumbling in bosnian doing this scary darkly comedic chant about how she was a catholic so i sorta flipped but i stopped but she told me to 'finish what i started' i was drunk so i tried again then she said she felt like a whore and cried some more i had to stop but then we had sex this morning it just happenned then. My alarm didnt go off so I slept in in like a total cliche woke up and saw her 'unngghhh' oh no. I was late for work, so I got my shit and ran off and sort of left her there but she told me she's leaving in a minute.. she invited me to go to the 'yeah yeah yeahs' tonight and i wanna go but i dont wanna see her she knows my phone number she knows where i live and i got the number of the friend of her friend who is really hot and is the one i actually like and my phone just turned itself off so i cant get the number of the one i like to invite her out and the bosnian girl is gonna think im a cunt that turned his phone off and im having a real tough time at work cuz im really hungover. the end.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

awesome...

Scrambled Megs said...

that is really freaky.