I figured out my beliefs.

I believe in aliens, conspiracies, god, jesus, the devil, demons, death cults, magic, reptillians, cow mutilations, buddha, moloch, mayans, astrology, science, robots, castaneda, the matrix, the new age, crop circles, 2012, jonestown, krshna, quetzalcoatl, mushrooms, dream lives, past lives, mind control, free will, materialism, plato, the kabbalah, gandhi, nazi races in the arctic, lovecraft, the loch ness monster, epicureans, spinoza, archetypes, synchronicities, chaotic universes, folklore, king arthur, the hollow earth, martians, space bases, leary, huxley, orwell, the apocalypse, pelaideians, arcturians, channelling, satanism, reality hacking, altars, levitation, the flying spaghetti monster, the invisible pink unicorn, sinful man, eternal life, souls, ghouls, vampires, objectivism, materialism, marxism, communism, capitalism, anarchy, free trade, globlism, sex cults, arranged marriages, fate, soulmates, compassion, twin flames, st germain, kryon, david icke, armageddon, rosicurians, the masons, discordians, eris, fnord, J.R "Bob" Dobbs, meaninglessness, calvin & hobbes, the john birch society, the trilateral commission, the rockerfellers, the trinity, human rights, paradoxes, mary magdalene, our lady of fatima, apparitions, orbs, bible, the tao, the cross, freedom fighters, friendship, necessity, shordupersavs, hard work, ethics, marriage, love, rock music, lore, mythology, breakfast, infinity, old fashioned values, hinduism, miracles, rainbows, wishes, shotting stars, sea horses, love, beief, purpose, evolution, and the armageddon.

I also believe in not believing.


And I don't believe in Dianetics