I was in a burlesque show last night,

I don't know how it came to that.. Pixie asked if I wanted in. I guess I said yes without realizing what I'd agreed to.

I was the only guy backstage, the girls cheered as the madame introduced me

"Hey girls, we have a guy backstage!'
Girls:"Woo!" *Cheers*,
"You all dont mind getting naked in front of him do you?"
Girls:"No! No!" *Cheers*

"Thank you, thank you" I said smugly and nodded.

It was strangely non sexual to be backstage with a bunch of half naked women, however it was a lot of fun, and very surreal. I drank champagne and chatted with the girls as they put powder and glitter on their bums and wiggled them into the mirror. Occasionally they'd look up and smile and I'd smile back incredulously.

For the show I stood topless as an egyptian while Pixie and Mel danced. My job was to hold some signs up telling the story of our act.. the story of the egyptian goddess Isis finding a giant golden penis. I'd literally had five minutes practice. Thankfully we pulled it off (haha) in front of three hundred people and received many cheers!

Free champagne and a bag of goodies was our payment. Included in mine was a bottle of wild turkey, and a poster with our name on it. Huzzah! They want me to do it again next time. Maybe I will..

I can just imagine it in three years from now I'll probably be stripping for a living.

Hmmm...

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