The Da Vinci Code is the worst book EVER.

Some words to describe it: Childish, Arrogant, Meandering, Predictable, Sensationalist, False, Weak, Embarrassing.

Here is a paragraph from the end of the book to help illustrate my point:

"'This is superb news' The Teacher told him, 'I am only sorry you had to be in captivity so long'

'Physical discomfort has no meaning. The important thing is that the keystone is ours.' Silas replied.

'Yes. I need it delivered to me at once. Time is of the essence.'

Silas was eager to meet the Teacher face-to-face at last. 'Yes, sir, I would be honoured.' "

How many cliches can you fit into one paragraph?

'Children your assignment is to write a fiction thriller by Friday morning"

No wonder it was so popular.

After reading the book through, hey I had nothing to do in a long train ride, I got home and axed it, Burnt it, Yelled at it and Pissed on it.