STICKERS!!!!






"Here's a sticker of my band. Want a sticker?" What am I going to do with a sticker? Put it on my skateboard? Do I look like I ride a skateboard? When I was a child I enjoyed stickers, but not now. I show up to do my gig at this grimy nightclub that years ago had the wonderful theatrical notion to put a mirror in the dressing room, so I can look at myself before I go out on stage, and all these stupid little bands have covered the mirror in their stickers so I can't see anything. It's worse than graffiti. My record company once gave me a box of stickers - I mean thousands of them - to promote my new record. I threw them in the trash can. I won't sell them at my T-shirt stand, and I wish that everyone else would stop. They don't promote anything good. They're just a nuisance."

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