Monday, January 5



Welcome, to my new, exciting, 2004 blog!

WOW!

Nah, not really.. Umm, ok i gotta type some shit about what i did on the weekend before i forget i suppose, umm.. lemme see..

Ok Friday last week was shit, heaps busy at work, but after, got home and hung out, Alex and Nikki came over and brought a friend called Brooke, Al and Stixx and I were at home, we got pissed on Resch's beer and Mike's hard lemonade and a good time was had by all, we even had twister.

I must say, i was doubly impressed by the girls, to a point where i now respect them, and respect is a hard thing to gain from me these days. But yeah, i dunno, i guess God must've heard our "Send us some chicks that we dont know that are into good music and are good looking." request. Nice one God.

He's a funny guy, god, whatever he/it/she is or isn't. He seems to provide to our requests but in the most fucked up ways sometimes, like when we asked him to send some kids over and we got all the little homies hanging out and shit like that, it's like he goes "Ah, so you want that, ok.." and then he thinks of a way of giving it to us that is just twisted enough to be funny and not at all what we intended yet exactly what we asked for.. ahh.. yes, well it all makes sense somehow i suppose..

Oh, and I broke my bed, and no, there isn't a great story to that, tho i wish there was, however, the official story is that we had an orgy on my bed and that's why it broke. I broke my MP3 discman too, that sucked. Also, Austin also turned off our electricity with Jeff & Tims help during the night... an escalation of "House Wars" methinks, and one that will not be left unanswered...

Yaddi Yadda, Saturday we went to Bents Basin with Jeff and went Boating on a plastic Boat, stixx went in with his jeans and shirt and hat and sunnies, fool, but it was fun, but my throat hurts now from all the shit in the filthy water. After that, (oh by this point i was fucked, i'd barely slept and felt shit) we went to Jeffs and then to Sophias Party which wasn't anything special but was cool nonetheless and i got to see Stewart "Have you ever cum on your own face to see what it feels like?" Callashaw and Oscar. While i was there i ate some grapes and almonds and mago at the party and then i tripped out some more and i was spinning out bad by now, we went to Jeffs and i must've passed out, next day went home and finished tripping out. And i think that's it. Another weekend gone. Overall, i'd give it 3.5 stars out of 5, which is more than the average of 1.5.

Should i write more?.. I dunno, see, this blog has been pissing me off because now everyone i hang out with reads it, so i cant write shit like "Richards is the biggest cunt on earth" or "I know Jeff is gay because he told me" or "Adam shariff was molested when he was 5 months old" because they'll know about it and get back to me. Which sucks, this is meant to be my private personal private blog, for me and complete strangers only. So what do i do?..

I'd like to say i guess, that on Friday night, Al did well cuz he didnt try, and Stixx did shit cuz he tried, well that's one of the reasons why he didn't do well, another is his eagerness to fall into a box.

My motto from the night, which i think applies to many things in life is "If you try, You die".

Because... if you were really actually into something, or going for it, sure you'd be trying, but you wouldn't really be TRYING trying, wqould you? you're more just doing, and doing is what trying is trying to be, but just isnt cool enough to be able to. So don't be a tryer, be a doer!*

*Another thing that shits me about this blog, is that i sound like a knob at times, like some fucking motivational speaker jerk, but you all know i talk like this, and that i ramble shit, im not thinking about what i type, it just comes out, sometimes its wrong sometimes it right, this blog is merely a snapshot of what i feel/think at this exact moment, it is not the truth and it should not represent me as i am always subject to change, just like everything. There you go, that's my "Disclaimer"!

2004 feels fresh and new, looking forward to a free year, FREE, and i mean FREE, from anything past and anything restricting, which will be hard whilst i have a job but even harder without it. How stupid.

You guys should so fucking read "My Stuff to Read" and "An Unkempt Aardvark" i've got some wicked articles on those sites, and well worth reading, and i bet none of you have ever even been to them, well do it, if you have some spare time, especially you shazza!.