"Austin I had the craziest dream!
Ok, so we were in the Plaza, it was Dennis, you and I. But the plaza was bigger, like they'd built new things and shit, anyway you suddenly dissappeared and I told Dennis a really bad joke going down the escalators, so he looks at me really serious "In exactly one week, I'm going to bash you for that", ok so we went walking and there's Amanda eating and Dennis goes up to her and asks her what would be the perfect Valentines gift, and she tells him "Chocolate and Jewelry", so Dennis starts giggling, and he pulls out of his bag all this Chocolate! Coco plants and seeds, traditional chocolate, belgian chocolate, hersheys chocolate.. all the chocolate you could imagine, and theres just more and more, and he's giggling like "Ye! Im Dennis! im the BEST" and I start laighing, then he blows a whistle and this waiter comes with a plate full of jewelry, and offers it all to Amanda, and im like how's he doing this?! then you walk past pushing a trolley, and you arent very pleased, like if Dennis had beaten you to your valentines, so you just look at us and keep on pushing your trolley. So dennis picks out the best gold pieces and gives them to Amanda, and then she stands up and goes "GET FUCKED YOU ASSHOLES!!" and throws the jewelry everywhere and Dennis is like "What the fuck?!" so he spins out and she runs away and I go to look for you but instead I run into Stewart and Sophie, and Sophie could turn into anything she wanted, so she turned into a Pina colada so some guys wouldnt try to chat her up, but then you come up and drink the Pina Colada without realizing, then I look at you and go "OH MY GOD YOU JUST DRUNK SOPHIE!!" then I woke up.. "
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