So the fortune cookie sez: (I ate a few)

"Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing."

"An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time."

"What looks like an appealing offer may not be."

"Killing time murders opportunities."

Gee.. where's the 'You will meet a beautiful woman tomorrow, and be a happy man"?

I guess the message is.. "Use your time wisely, don't waste it, do what you should be doing, do it now, and careful with your choices".

Makes sense.

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Oh today I went Skydiving. I fell real far, real fast.



Dangling out the plane at 14,000 feet and jumping off was the most impressive part, just feeling yourself drop before the wind resistance kicked in.. I almost didn't know how to deal with it. I stuck my hands out to stop my face from getting hurt then I quickly realized the ground was still a long way off.

I got excited and yelled all the requisite cliches..

"Woooooaaaaah!!" "Yeeeeeehaaaaa!!" "Wahoooooo!! "Wheeeeee!"

I even went through a cloud. Believe it or not, you can go straight through them. I didn't bounce on it and it didn't even taste like fairy floss. Turns out Mario and the Care Bears were wrong.