2:15 PM me: you know austin
ive been thinking
Steve: yes
2:16 PM me: there's a distinct lack of gorilla suits in our lives
Steve: that there is
me: something needs to be done
2:17 PM Steve: but why do we need a gorilla suit when we have a stupid fat tinman, his gay flatmate, a guy who's in love with the wrong person, a mentalcase slutface, a short mexican,
a fat canadian, a man who was clearly a cat in his past life.. and an it guru?
not to mention the emo guy..
and the skitso..
me: austin, i think yuove answered your own question
Steve: we don't need anything else
a gorilla suit will just complicate the mix
2:18 PM me: i think what you meant to say is, how can we not have a gorilla suit when we have a stupid fat tinman, his gay flatmate, a guy who's in love with the wrong person, a mentalcase slutface, a short mexican, a fat canadian, a man who was clearly a cat in his past life.. and
an it guru?
not to mention the emo guy..
and the skitso..
Steve: no no
i know what i wanted to say
that was not it
YOU MAKE NO SENSE
in fact..
me: YOU FUCK YOU
Steve: you sound like you're frommelbourne
2:19 PM me: you dont understand
i mention gorilla suit, and look what happens, and you wonder why we dont have one
Steve: "ohh.. i don't have enough time in my life to do everything.. i'm spending too much time doing melbourne stuff"
i work
i have a computer
i bought a new desk
jesus
me: 'ohh i cant even understand how much a gorilla suit would increase the quality of my life because im too busy getting a usless degree'
Steve: YOU SHOULD COME TO VISIT THE POPE WITH ME
2:20 PM we should start up a business..
"webcams for work"
me: YOU SHOULD DANCE AROUND THE POPE AND HIS EVIL OVERLORD GRIMACE WEARING A GORILLA SUIT
will the webcams have gorilla suit wearing interludes?
Steve: i suppose
maybe that can be the loading screen
me: thats it, im going on ebay
me: everyone loves a guy dressed in a gorilla suit
Steve: everyone loves a guy dressed up in anything
2:23 PM if you wore chaps and a cowboy hat i bet you'd get the same reaction
me: especially a suit in the likeness of a gorilla
Steve: or panda
or frog
me: youre clearly not as committed as i am
2:24 PM Steve: no