Yay! Yaaaay! YaaaaaaaYYY! Today is the day where it all begins! Whooo! But not for me as such because i'm in this evil 12 story edifice, working.
But afterwards, it begins for me too! (The rest of the band is already at it, driving to the studio right now, listening to Ugly Kid Joe, having a good time.. bastards).
It should be good, we've been looking forward to this for such a long time! The only reason i've got a job is to save money to pay for this, and now we're there! Wow! I wonder how long it's going to take before it comes out? Hmm.. we still have to design a cover and find out about pressing and printing and all that jazz..
The idea is, that the C.D is going to be so good, that someone with lots of money is going to listen to it and decide to give us lots of their money (which they have lots of) and pay for everything.
We're recording these tracks.
1. SSFD (The enemy unseen)
2. Sheep
3. 80's Lovin
4. No Holds Barred
5. It's Irrelevant
6. Pretty Punk Ditty
7. Gone
8. Get Up Stand Up
Sex Appeal..
Ah, yes, so we're gonna hang out at the city and pretend to be big rockstars, i just looked at the clock, it's on 11:11, and yeah we're gonna pick up lots of hoes cuz they'll be like, all over us, cuz we're rock royalty and stuff. We're recording at a studio near china town, so maybe we can go to that restaurant where you can eat food off a naked woman, and then we'll snort lines of cocaine off her back too! Wow! Rock stars are cool! I'm a rock star! I'm cool!
Look at Mr.Roth here..
Is he cool? YES!
Does he get lots of chicks? YES! Is he rich? YES!
Was he just having fun? YES!
Did he start off by recording an e.p or cd or something when he was young? YES!
Is he old and decrepid now? YES!
Does that matter? NO!
Why?
Because it's ROCK AND ROLL!!!!
Hahah, i remember how they laughed, they all laughed, when we said we were going to start a band even though we didn't know how to play instruments.. Now who's laughing?! HUH?! ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?! CUZ WE'RE THE SHIT!
FUCK! WE'RE THE SHIT!!
Watch out, cuz SSFD is after your ass y'all...
Here's some funny links for my friends to go to :
http://www.designboom.com/trash/bse.html
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
http://www.danyboy.com/
http://www.bastardnetwork.com/ <- For Jeff & Austin, Made by Adam ex Hassle Brigade
http://members.optusnet.com.au/sammo/vids/ <-- Paris Hilton Sex Vid 4 Austin
Enjoy!
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