me: youre good with questions, i have a question for you
you have a cute german housemate
after a fortnight and having hung out with her to feed ducks, eat ice cream, movies, and a number of other horrible romantic cliches (including lunch at cafe romantica) (mind you, non planned, all just happenning from hanging out)
anyway, you tell her you like her, and she's happy but kinda sez no.
what then joe?

Harmonious: mhmm....
well first of all, I'm not big on "telling" girls I like them... make a nice dinner at home, nothing heavy and candly and romantic, fun and light-hearted, but good food, and with a bottle of wine

me: bahaha

Harmonious: now wait wait wait
don't say it's obvious yet I'm not done
you're not trying to get anyone drunk here

me: no i dont think so, we're friends and housemates, i dont wanna get all romeo on her ass.. oh ok youre not done

Harmonious: transition to a couch somewhere along the way, like around dessertish, or to finish off the vino... now you should be feeling sleepy
here's the important part, you can even skip directly to this part if you can find the opportunity
now, you fall asleep on her lap!

when you wake up, you'll probably be making out with her

me: holy shit

Harmonious: seriously, I've done this trick before... you fall asleep in their lap
your sleeping self has some sort of instincts that gets things started, or who knows what the fuck happens, bottom line, when you wake up, you'll be making out with her, probably

me: hahaha i dunno, i guess it could happen, what if i hang in her room and fall asleep on her floor or couch or something

Harmonious: you really got to fall asleep on her