SO.. How good is that dude for not apologizing about his big party, and how funny are people like me and the media that talk about how much we shouldnt be talking about it.

Rachel is moving to Melbourne, im gonna have a pregnant woman living on my couch. Guess what, i get to be Godfather! and Uncle!! Except i wont be uncle, im gonna be 'Tio'! (That's uncle in spanish). Isnt it exciting??? I already know that we're gonna watch Yo Gabba Gabba! Together. Also we're gonna play and im gonna be left to look after she/him/it and have so much fun!! i bet by 7 she/him/it is already more mature than I!! Im gonna take her/his/its Aliens virginity too! But that wont be till she/he/it is 9 and i'll be.. older.

Last night I made a delicious tomato and egg casserole, the day before i cooked an authentic mexican breakfast and made cookies, the day before that I made nothing. My food repertoire is increasing. I also fixed a broken cupboard, with a hammer and nails no less.

I went to see a german band called Rauberhohle, i think, they played this electro girl trash music, Simo would have liked it, Milo wanted to kill everyone (oh and a boulder fell on his hand last week, he shattered 6 bones), and Caroline danced harder than everyone just to make fun of them.

Steve as you may know has a classic song called 'Dog with Worms'. Well get this, We're going to create 'Dog with Worms - The Musical'. It's going to star, the dog, the worms, the vet, a song by the carpet "I am just a humble carpet, why does he rub himself on meeee?', and an epic finale and encore! He might be performing it for the comedy festival. I am producer and backer, i'm investing $50 into the production! It's going to be epic! We are hoping to get quite philosophical with it, in what is worth more.. the life of a thousand worms, or the comfort of one dog?? and after all, arent these metaphorical worms, which rather than the problem.. may indeed be the solution? ..

I went looking for a Kiddy pool but they didnt have any, anywhere. But I did assemble a Mechanical Cat while hanging out with Dana (and learning German! - I wrote a song called 'My Glockenspiel', it is a very sad song). The Mechanical Cat works well. I may move onto the golf one. Ive also tried to start a poker thing here. It was a disaster, Steve constantly complained that he didnt understand what the 'blinds' were for and that he wanted to play cheat, finally when we got started we got into a one hour screaming argument about michael jackson, and by the end no one know who had which chips so we all got our money back. It was awful. But it was fun.

I also went to an art exhibition with Dana, it hought it was crap, but it inspired me to start my own. Im gonna call it 'Bad Art, Free Wine' and put up crap everywhere and sell it all for $2 a piece while drinking wine and acting pompous.

I fixed a computer that Jeff and Allan found on the road when they last came to visit. I'm giving it to Megan my housemate as a welcome back/Christmas present! Its a 1.5 ghz Athlon with 1 gig ram and a 50 gig hard drive. I found a purple keyboard at my mums, put it together, formatted it and installed all of Megs (my housemate) fave music, photos and programs on it. THEN i made some stencils and spraypainted the whole computer. Its HOT. Its a turquoise with pink shaded love hearts and flowers, its the right level of style and cheese. I used the cover of De La Souls - 3 feet high and rising- as inspiration. Oh and that's my album of the week too.

Camille Also.