me: oi

Steve: busy
fuck off

me: YOU FUCK OFF

me: i told the german girl i like dher

Steve: OH GOD

me: what?!

Steve: why don't you tell me about these things?

me: yeah i know, it just happenned, we went to a movie, then on the way home the only place open to eat at was 'cafe romantica'
so we ate there and i got carried away by the romance

Steve: and....
did she slap you or kiss you?
or was it followed by that bad silence?

me: no she laughed a lot and was really happy and excited
and told me she liked me and liked hanging out with me etc

Steve: nice
maybe that's how the germans do it

me: then she said she couldnt lovce cuz her heart was dead and that she was sorry

Steve: DAMN!
you don't need to love to fuck
did you tell her that

me: then i picked up a guitar and sung 'Dana i told you i liked you but you broke my heeaart'

Steve: play some al green and smack her on the ass.. every woman loves that

me: i dont know if im sad or not
i like to think i played my part perfectly
and it was god who put cafe romantica there, i was just following the cues
so i cant really be held accountable for anything
except playing my part well

Steve: too true
good work pablo
better luck next time

Steve: i found one for you
as well, here is the best answer from the lot of them..
Probably at that moment feels no embarrassment, he tries to ask it again. Ask at least three times. So if you say to the three time not. You can not do anything about it means that you do not like. Try it.

me: wow
are u serious
its like engrish

Steve: yes
it is written like a mexian immigrant

me: makes sense

me: :\
i think im sad

Steve: you're always sad

me: stupid Cafe Romantica.