Dear co-worker..

What the fuck do you want from me?

Do you want me to sing YOUR name back?! SHIT its not my fault my name is 'PABLOOOOOO!' You dont have to sing it or yell it or say it out loud like a goddamn moron everytime i walk past! SHIT, its hard enough to not punch you in the face or kick the chair, let alone fucking have to smile through my grimace of disgust as you and all the rest of you feel like patriotically pronouncing my name into the cold air of this four walled jailcell. AND DONT TELL ME TO SMILE. For fucks sake, now you're going to sing my name and then tell me to smile!? What am I your fucking SLAVE? its not enough that im slaving away for our bosses now you want me to slave away at your outlandish whims because you have a thing for my name so you derive some sort of pathetic satisfaction from coaxing a forced expression from me? FUCK OFF>DONT SAY MY NAME>DONT TELL ME TO SMILE

AND NO HI-FIVES EITHER!!!!!!!!!!