UGH im SO sick of spilling shit on myself, What the fuck is wrong with me?! no wonder i cant have nice things! I spill coffee and tea on my pants, i lean on the kitchen or bathroom counter and get a stripe of wet on my shirt, i wash my hands and get my long sleeves wet which remain wet for the rest of the day, I have white splotches on my shirt from unnamed substances that have bleached my nice clothes, I have an oil stain on my million dollar shirt and I have no idea where it came from. FUCK. IM SO SICK OF MY POOR MOTOR SKILLS AND ITS NOT EVEN JUST THAT ITS CIRCUMSTANTIAL HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE NICE THINGS?!?!!? FUCK.

EDIT - TALCUM POWDER REMOVES ALL OIL STAINS. IT IS INCREDIBLE! IT JUST SUCKS THEM UP! RUB SOME TALCUM POWDER ON THE STAIN, LET IT SIT, THEN WASH! BAM! LIKE NEW! NO JOKE! LIKE NEW!