me: i made almond and cinnamon cookies last night
Sophie: YUM!
me: it took three hours and one broken fridge
i set my mind to making PERFECT cookies
so i did everything i had to
washed all the dishes
set up the kitchen
bought the ingredients
found a blender
bought more ingredients
made the dough
had to go out and buy buttered paper
made the dough
had to freeze it but the freezer had frozen into a solid block of ice!
so i got a crowbar and hacked it off
covered the kitchen floor in ice
broke the fridge meat cabinet tray
then broke through the freezer wall and gas started pouring out
so i covered it with ice but it kept on coming
Sophie: fuck
me: yep, then i put my cookie dough inside in neatly packaged rolls
ready to freeze and be baked today!
Sophie: :)
me: ill do anything for cookies. but the fridge is fucked now.