holy shitfuck

so i got REALLY drunk for the last three days and now i told the girl i like that i like her and she said she'd been thinkin about me too and now im really scared i crashed my bike last night in the middle of the road drink riding it was so epic cars even stopped to beep now my ankle really hurts, turns out i was in my boxer shorts in the living room talking about the universe to some people, how the fuck did i end up in my boxer shorts?? and last night i was dancing with a bucket on my head, fuck i told the girl i like that i like her, oh fuck.