Friday, September 14
I was with dogman, fanny, timmy and spirit mike having a night picnic in the thick grass by the train station. Being an Argentinian my keen knowledge of the territory had led us to this shrouded spot. We drank wine and ate pasta, solving crime as it came. When suddenly three men appeared from the shadows. Dogman barked. They stopped and yelled at us "We know youre fucking there dickheads, we're coming to fucking get your phone". The men became aggressive, "Chill out bro" yelled fanny. "Who the fuck you calling bro, im not yuour bro, youre fucking dead" He flashed a knife. The three men appeared to be of middle eastern appearance. They threw rocks that hit a couple of us pretty hard. Fanny called the police. When the three men heard the call they started to walk away. The cops came, they had arrested a man with a knife up the road and needed us to make statements. They called us the 'famous five' crime fighting team. Then we had to go to the station to make statements and identify the dudes and so on, and so on, and so on. It took forever and was boring. But the cops let us drink our goon inside the station, that was nice.
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