Whoa our house has turned into a sex pit, i got with zoe last night, she asked me to stay with her to warm her up, it was nice, she's really cute and has a great bum and now dominca who is another girl has invited me to go to her house to read comic books and drink tea, im worried that she wants to get with me, im pretty sure she does, but i just want to read comic books, she's cute but i like zoe, oh im scared i havent slept all night maybe ill be frail and easily convinced. My other housemates are all talking pick up lingo because we bought a book on picking up, ben is inviting girls to makeout town, megs is shacking up with moscow and steve is getting all this hot girls cracking onto him because of his live rendition of the little mermaid. The lingo around the house is something like.. "Yo nice neg but where's the pivot? you definitiley got an ioi from her bro, give her the cube and youre in!" etc.