"Steve and I had to find something to do on a wednesday night, so we called in at imbibe , local drinking bar, brunswick, free wednesday bingo. "It was professor plum, with the candle stick, in the living room, no ahh.. BINGO!" Steve won a beer. "I WON I WON! ah I mean.. BINGO!" I won the second. "SNAP!" yelled steve, "no wait! BINGO!" and steve took home the jackpot. $20 worth of free bingo beer. Gloating in our sense of accomplishment and success we sat out in the well positioned beer garden, drinking our victory. Two girls approached, they could smell our winning musk. "Wanna play cards?" we did, we lost. But we called them idiots and that made us hot. 'Wanna come blow up four hundred balloons with us?' We asked, one of them did. We covered our house in balloons, like that song, 99 red balloons, except there were 3 or 4 hundred balloons, and not all of them were red. If you want a girl, invite her to come blow up balloons, guaranteed success. Bingo skills help.
4 out of 5 stars. "Hey! this bar is great, its like cheers, but not cheers, its this bar!"
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